- A sexaholic is energetically doing chores around the house and yard. The partner knows from experience that this behavior is probably “chore-play.”
- A garden hose not connected to a faucet, that’s me without the Steps and the fellowship to connect me to my Higher Power.
- Heard at a meeting: “I always prided myself on how humble I was.” At one of our meetings, I heard that from a chronic slipper!
- Fred: Seems like common sense would prevent many divorces.
Bessie: It would prevent just as many marriages.
- Helen: He told me I was the prettiest and most interesting girl he had ever met.
Aunt Irma: And you will trust yourself for life with a man who starts to deceive you at the beginning of your engagement?