Humor For SA
Heard from a chronic slipper at a meeting: “I always prided myself on how humble I was.”
Heard from a chronic slipper at a meeting: “I always prided myself on how humble I was.”
A man finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There’s rocket scientist brains for $15 an ounce, regular scientist brains for $10 an ounce, and sexaholic brains for the sum of $800 an ounce. The man asks, “How come the sexaholic brains are so expensive?” The doctor replies, “Because they’ve never been used.”
These are the top ten things NOT to say to one’s Sexaholics Anonymous sponsor:
Humor is a big part of my recovery. As the AA Big Book says, “We absolutely insist on enjoying life” (AA pg. 132). I have created a Step 12 & 4/8ths: take the actions of humor (or Rule 62) seriously:
Told by a Denver 2016 Conference SA speaker: What is the difference between a jet engine and a commercial airline pilot? When you get to the gate, the jet engine stops whining…
My AA sponsor used to say “Thinking, not drinking is your problem.” Today I realize that thinking has caused as many problems for me as drinking, drugging, and lusting.
How many Delegates does it take to change a light bulb?
How many sexaholics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many sexaholics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many sexaholics does it take to change a light bulb?