These are the top ten things NOT to say to one’s Sexaholics Anonymous sponsor:

10. I don’t really feel that you’re listening to me enough.

9. The Twelve Steps are technically just suggestions, right?

8. My therapist disagrees with you…

7. That’s not very convenient for me.

6. Maybe I didn’t explain well enough what she did wrong.

5. I don’t like making phone calls. Can you call me from now on?

4. You don’t understand, my situation is different.

3. How can I get my wife to go to S-Anon?

2. How can I stay sober if you don’t call me back?

And the Number One thing not to say to your SA sponsor?
1. I’m sensing some control issues—have you done a 10th Step lately?